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According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now

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Boss fires all his employees to fulfil is dream of no longer having to work with them

Amusing headline, but story not so much...



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According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now

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"If your vibrator is hacked, is it a sex crime?"

[urlhttps://gizmodo.com/if-your-vibrator-is-hacked-is-it-a-sex-crime-1820007951[/url]

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those that could not hear the music -Nietzsche

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[Edited by Matt on 02-11-2017 16:02 PM]

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Quin. wrote on 02-11-2017 03:10 PM

"If your vibrator is hacked, is it a sex crime?"

https://gizmodo.com/if-your-vibrator-is-hacked-is-it-a-sex-crime-1820007951



It certainly was considered a sex crime in the case of the video vibrator which wasn't secure - owners who had enabled the app or used video were compensated far more - around $10k.

Lolling at the choice of words in the story:

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Lomas, a penetration tester with the British cybersecurity firm Pen Test Partners



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[quote]Matt wrote on 02-11-2017 04:00 PM

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Lolling at the choice of words in the story:

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Lomas, a penetration tester with the British cybersecurity firm Pen Test Partners





Laughs out loud

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Apple Customers Called the Police Because Apple Store Didn't Have the iPhone X


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Apple Customers Called the Police Because Apple Store Didn't Have the iPhone X


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No linky, was this in the UK?

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Welsh Sex Robot Needs a Head Manufacturer

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Sounds like a job for Kerb!

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Sounds like a job for Kerb!



He's into giving robots a bit of head? Suspicious

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