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Guile
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[Edited by Guile on 20-10-2018 14:40 PM]

Anthropological criminology is the study of humans and criminals, [now discredited] based on links between the nature of the crime and the appearance of the offender.

According to this theory the following details are common in all criminals:

unusually short or tall height; small head, but large face; fleshy lips, but thin upper lip; protuberances (bumps) on head, in back of head and around ear; wrinkles on forehead and face; large sinus cavities or bumpy face; tattoos on body; receding hairline; bumps on head, particularly above left ear; large incisors; bushy eyebrows, tending to meet across nose; large eye sockets, but deep-set eyes; beaked or flat nose; strong jaw line; small and sloping forehead; small or weak chin; thin neck; sloping shoulders, but large chest; large, protruding jug ears; long arms; high cheek bones; pointy or snubbed fingers or toes.

[does this sound like you? lololol]

Thus armed with this information, find below four mugshots. Only three of them have been found guilty of one of the following crimes:

KILLED PEOPLE BY SPEEDING IN CAR AND RAN AWAY

PEDO NONCE

ARSON

one is in fact: INNOCENT OF ALL CHARGES.

Using your skill and judgement can you match the crime to the face?

CHRISTOPHER

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STEFAN

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STEVEN

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JONATHON

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I will provide the correct answers next week. Remember, it's just for fun.

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Jonathan is innocent with the thin lip.

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Guile
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kerb wrote on 08-02-2018 02:08 PM

Jonathan is innocent with the thin lip.



fp he looks as though butter wouldn't melt in his mouth

though i spend my time in ashes and smoke
in this whole wide world there's no happier bloke

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Guile
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Quote:
kerb wrote on 08-02-2018 02:08 PM

Jonathan is innocent with the thin lip.



can you spot the nonce?

though i spend my time in ashes and smoke
in this whole wide world there's no happier bloke

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can you spot the nonce?



all of the other 3

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im getting de ja vu im pretty sure ive seen this thread b4 or atleast these pictures.

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[Edited by Guile on 08-02-2018 20:22 PM]

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kerb wrote on 08-02-2018 03:13 PM

im getting de ja vu im pretty sure ive seen this thread b4 or atleast these pictures.



it's an original thread ffs

i could have done a hafa theme and for sure you'd have been one of the usual suspects

though i spend my time in ashes and smoke
in this whole wide world there's no happier bloke

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Guile wrote on 08-02-2018 02:23 PM

can you spot the nonce?



Too easy


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Guile wrote on 08-02-2018 08:21 PM

it's an original thread ffs

i could have done a hafa theme and for sure you'd have been one of the usual suspects



that sounds a lot more fun

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Guile wrote on 08-02-2018 08:21 PM



i could have done a hafa theme and for sure you'd have been one of the usual suspects




small head, but large face; fleshy lips, but thin upper lip; protuberances (bumps) on head, in back of head and around ear; wrinkles on forehead and face; large sinus cavities or bumpy face; tattoos on body; receding hairline; bumps on head, particularly above left ear; large incisors; bushy eyebrows, tending to meet across nose; large eye sockets, but deep-set eyes; beaked or flat nose; strong jaw line; small and sloping forehead; small or weak chin; thin neck; sloping shoulders, but large chest; large, protruding jug ears; long arms; high cheek bones; pointy or snubbed fingers or toes

Too easy again - Reece Elliott

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