A magnificent animal of a man
Registered: Sep 2001
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Location: A wretched hive of scum and villainy
Criminal Anthropology Simulation Master Class
You may struggle without the correct training and background in Criminal Anthropology. Play catch up:
Here with: "YOU ARE THE..."
Here with: "WHAT'S MY CRIME?"
The people named and their crimes as detailed in this thread are real. They have all been found guilty in court. On occasions jurors have deliberated over the evidence. In each case, a judge has decided their crimes are so serious that only a custodial sentence will suffice. The scenario covered in this thread may be offensive or disturbing to some readers. It is a work of fiction and for educational purposes only. No identification with places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred. No person or entity associated with this thread received payment or anything of value, or entered into any agreement, in connection with the depiction of tobacco products. No animals were harmed in the making of this thread.
Well let's play:
Have you got what it takes to rise like the scum you are to the top of the rancid pool that is H.M.P. Hafa Towers?
Each episode will give you choices to make, relying not only your Criminal Anthropology skill sets you will have to lie, bribe, cheat, intimidate, claw, gouge, shank and strangle your way to the top of the shit heap.
CAN YOU BECOME:
You need drugs. Drug business in H.M.P. HaFa Towers is MENTAL and demand is outstripping supply. Spice, weed, smack, mamba, coke, steroids all going great guns.
Big money to be made
Of course your fam on the outside hasn't forgotten about you. Max the chemist mixes up a great mephedrone and he's synthesized a special batch of racemic especially for you - one of the most powerful and euphoric stimulants currently available with an amazing rush that lasts for an hour, then the user is left straight and craving more.
Woooo! The fucking rush off this meow meow...
You've had a message that you're to be at the far end of the allotments after 13.45 hours. The allotments are right by the main outside wall.
Everyday this week, one of your guys on the out is going to fly a mini drone straight up and then over the wall and then drop a package of meow meow for you.
Post a smiley in the thread from Monday to Thursday between 13.45 and 17.15 hours to prove you were at the far end of the allotment at the right time and you will collect the drugs and the RESPECT that is your due. The later you post the more chance there is one of your thieving scumbag peers has had it away with your gear and it will never be found.
PROTIP: There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or you run out
Not much in the Library on this topic but these might help.
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