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Guile
A magnificent animal of a man

Registered: Sep 2001
Posts: 2637 - Threads: 66
Location: A wretched hive of scum and villainy

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UNCLE MOLESTER


Uncle Molester the ageing savage
Betrays no kind of life
But the smell of yesterday's cabbage
And the ghost of last year's wife

Where the action isn't
That's where he's at
Living in a council flat
Full of accidents and fleas
With the smell of yesterdays pizza
Onions and mozarello cheese
The dust blows out
The dirt blows in
He just can't keep it neat
It's a fully furnished dustbin
That reeks of queasy, greasy, cheesy, dirty feet

He's vile drunken creep
His morals will make you weep
Quicker than lager turns to piss
He does things on the cheap
He'll give you a french kiss
While you're fast asleep

His boys are off the wagon
His girls are on the shelf
Through a constant haze of
Deodorant sprays
He says suck my horny feet
Eyes dead as vicious fish
Look around for laughs to tweet
It's cringey, whingey, stingy, mingey old Uncle Molester


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UNCLE MOLESTER


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psy trancccceeesssshhhh kkkkksssstttttt keettttttt etc/

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Guile
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Guile
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UNCLE MOLESTER


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My gord... it's like the unholy fusion of Viz, Monkey Dust and Tolkien :o Nervous

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Guile
A magnificent animal of a man

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Location: A wretched hive of scum and villainy

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voodoobass wrote on 19-05-2019 11:20 PM

My gord... it's like the unholy fusion of Viz, Monkey Dust and Tolkien :o Nervous



High praise indeed thanks VB
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