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Lewis Hamiltons beard wrote on 30-03-2012 09:42 PM

I'm not entirely sure of the logistics, but humping, straddling and general minge rubbing against trunk action...



Sounds scratchy.



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Gifted Pixie wrote on 30-03-2012 07:20 PM

May I dare ask how?



I'm not entirely sure of the logistics, but humping, straddling and general minge rubbing against trunk action...



After raping the tree she also offered Billy Daniel Bunter a blow job for £5 so she could go to 414. He declined the offer he or one of his friends gave her £5 anyway.

Once there she proceeded to sexually harass most of the men in there including one unfortunate k hole victim in the middle of a very packed upstairs. She sat on him and was just grinding away until someone pulled her off him. It may have been at this point that tumour fish decided to end it all.

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Macavity wrote on 31-03-2012 06:56 AM

After raping the tree she also offered Billy Daniel Bunter a blow job for £5 so she could go to 414. He declined the offer he or one of his friends gave her £5 anyway.

Once there she proceeded to sexually harass most of the men in there including one unfortunate k hole victim in the middle of a very packed upstairs. She sat on him and was just grinding away until someone pulled her off him. It may have been at this point that tumour fish decided to end it all.


Big grin

It's weird how many people witnessed that event and how many are still in contact, it's like the unspoken bond of the tree fucker...


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Big grin

It's weird how many people witnessed that event and how many are still in contact, it's like the unspoken bond of the tree fucker...



Is there a photo on here of the aforementioned person or indeed the very act itself?

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Is there a photo on here of the aforementioned person or indeed the very act itself?



I think there is in the original thread...?
Might have been Camden Nurse that started it.

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