Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London
The guy who figured out that babies instinctively hold their breath under water probably had a lot of explaining to do.
According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now
Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London
If you think about it, porn is just videos of people at work.
According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now
Registered: Nov 2005 Posts: 3571 - Threads: 61 Location: On It Innit
Quote:
Private1 wrote on 19-09-2017 02:00 PM
In Greek mythology, Cerberus is the three headed hound of Hades.
Roughly translated from ancient Greek, Cerberus means "spotted".
Hades named his 3 headed guard dog, Spot.
I sh!t you not.
Rudeness is a weak persons imitation of strength!
'Only a few find the way,some don't recognise it when they do,some don't even want to' Cheshire Cat ~ Welcome to the party of consciousness ~
Rudeness is a weak persons imitation of strength!
'Only a few find the way,some don't recognise it when they do,some don't even want to' Cheshire Cat ~ Welcome to the party of consciousness ~
According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now
Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London
The first body part every human embryo develops is an anus.
You started out as just a butthole.
According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now
Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London
You think you're unique until you have to choose a username.
According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now
Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London
All of the planets in our solar system would fit between the Earth and Moon…with room to spare.
According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now
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