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HarderFaster Forums >> General Mayhem >> Thought for the day Author Pages (42):  « Prev ... «  33  34  35  36  [37]  38  39  40  41  » ... Next »    Angel_Blue13 Mü§ic Me Registered: Nov 2005 Posts: 3571 - Threads: 61 Location: On It Innit Quote: Private1 wrote on 12-04-2018 01:18 PM My inner child has turned into an inner sloth. Your mind is still quick tho, you've given me propah lulz with your thoughts thread, thank you Only pain I like is laughter pain, takes me ages with most things but I am a work in progress and progress however slow is still progress. I like, whenever you're ready, it's always the best time. The horizon is called the horizon for a reason, it's because it's horizontal and Quote: Don't die a virgin. Terrorists are up there waiting for you. Rudeness is a weak persons imitation of strength! 'Only a few find the way,some don't recognise it when they do,some don't even want to' Cheshire Cat ~ Welcome to the party of consciousness ~ Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 14-04-2018 06:44 AM Private1 Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London Quote: Angel_Blue13 wrote on 14-04-2018 06:44 AM Your mind is still quick tho, you've given me propah lulz with your thoughts thread, thank you Only pain I like is laughter pain, takes me ages with most things but I am a work in progress and progress however slow is still progress. I like, whenever you're ready, it's always the best time. The horizon is called the horizon for a reason, it's because it's horizontal and According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 17-04-2018 13:04 PM Private1 Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London Lifehack: If you’re a guy and your wife/girlfriend is super mad at you for something you didn’t know you did, go through the kitchen and tighten up every jar lid in the house. According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 30-04-2018 11:38 AM Angel_Blue13 Mü§ic Me Registered: Nov 2005 Posts: 3571 - Threads: 61 Location: On It Innit Quote: Private1 wrote on 30-04-2018 11:38 AM Lifehack: If you’re a guy and your wife/girlfriend is super mad at you for something you didn’t know you did, go through the kitchen and tighten up every jar lid in the house. thank you for that! Rudeness is a weak persons imitation of strength! 'Only a few find the way,some don't recognise it when they do,some don't even want to' Cheshire Cat ~ Welcome to the party of consciousness ~ Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 13-05-2018 02:44 AM Private1 Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London Quote: Angel_Blue13 wrote on 13-05-2018 02:44 AM thank you for that! Explains all the hard to open jars? According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 14-05-2018 09:07 AM Private1 Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London A burial plot is literally the last thing you need. According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 14-05-2018 09:09 AM Private1 Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London People who wait until they're married to have sex, only have sex with people in their family. According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 21-06-2018 15:22 PM Private1 Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London It would be weird if a human yelled out "Anyone wanna fuck?" but birds do it all day and nobody cares. According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 22-06-2018 10:05 AM All times are GMT. The time now is 14:15:21         Pages (42):  « Prev ... «  33  34  35  36  [37]  38  39  40  41  » ... 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