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Whenever you're feeling powerless, just remember one thing...
A single one of your pubic hairs can shut down an entire restaurant.

My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort.

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Beware the tooth fairy carrying pliers.




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Smartphones will make sure that you are never bored.
Never being bored will make it more difficult to find your creative passion.
Lack of passion will make you boring.

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Amish girls have no way of knowing if it's a romantic candlelit dinner or just a regular dinner.





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Given that tickling yourself doesn't work the same as someone else tickling you, we really lucked out with masturbation.

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I hate Russian dolls.
They're so full of themselves.

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Caesar really shouldn't have been surprised when Brutus stabbed him in the back, considering Brutus' mother had been Caesar's mistress for years...

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