Hitch the Knife I like bananas because they have no bones
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Dzerzhinsky wrote on 15-01-2009 08:12 PM
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Benton Wells wrote on 15-01-2009 11:12 AM
The one time I went to the George was a daytime party on a Sunday.
There were about 5 people there, and somehow a tramp had gotten in.
He went up to the dancefloor, and after 10 minutes of bopping, his manky tracksuit bottoms came down, but he was so p*ssed he kept dancing.
20 minutes later, he reached up to the DJ booth and stopped the record that was playing with his hand.
One of the bouncers saw what happened and rushed over, at which point the drunk bloke ran off.
There was then a short chase around the pub, which ended in said tramp being cornered and smacked in the teeth several times, and marched out with his arm bent behind his back.
I put my drink down and left.
What was Benton doing in there in the first place?
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MR_S wrote on 11-01-2009 06:18 PM
Somebody call the RSPC, Cat Protection League, anybody!
She keeps noncing up the kitty! It is that time of year when little ones get aroused (he keeps mounting his brother) and they are due to be neutered next week.
Pie has taken it upon herself to sexual arouse Kevin at every opportunity and then screams when the rather well hung 8 month old kitty "presents"!
Nomi Sunrider Go away, I'm too important to be seen with you.
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STACE wrote on 15-01-2009 10:10 PM
Aaron (again...he comes out with some crackers) in response to Donnies "beefcake" thread...
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Aaron wrote on 06-01-2009 01:41 PM
Fuck right off, just hold your horses
Yes. We. Do.
Anybody saying they don't feel a pang of jealousy/inadequancy is a bre faced liar.
Scenario: Fit girl in room. You stood next to hunk. You telling me you don't wish he was smaller?
It's called natural selection or something along those lines.
The girl chooses the hunk because she wants his genes to produce stronger babies.
Fact dear boy.
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Aaron wrote on 06-01-2009 01:57 PM
Bullshit. And go you to succombing to insults.
So why do all animals in the natural kingdom try to look bigger and more meaty? Think why those pigeons who are courting puff themselves up to look bigger?
You telling me we are different to animals in this respect?
Women, to quote Barbara Stresand in Meet The Fookers, crave sperm on a subconcious level.
They crave the sperm of those who can provide bigger and better and stronger babies.
End of lesson, a lesson you should have learnt in first year Biology mind you.
Aaah yes, that's when I had to educate him in the ways of natural selection . . .