Private1
Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London
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Some f@ckwit obviously thinks that kind of story is amusing.
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According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now
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