Registered: Apr 2003 Posts: 14578 - Threads: 1031 Location: On my merry go roundabout
Feeling rather mellow & content. A delinquent pigeon hit mum's window sat evening. Poor thing didn't seem able to get off the ground, so we took it in for the night. Took it to the sanctuary yesterday. It didn't seem to have damaged its wings. Cute little thing - for a pigeon.
Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London
Gyms should offer a membership package where you pay for every day that you don't go.
According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now
Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London
You could seriously piss off your neighbours by buying a puppy giving it the same name as their child.
According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now
Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London
Avoid wasting time brushing your teeth by simply adding toothpaste to your food instead.
According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now
Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London
The object of golf, is to play the least amount of golf.
According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now