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HarderFaster Forums >> General Mayhem >> Amusing headlines. Author Pages (34):  « Prev ... «  25  26  27  28  [29]  30  31  32  33  » ... Next »    Staggo Godspeed Rebels Registered: Oct 2004 Posts: 13363 - Threads: 46 Location: London Love the headline and the sub-heading too. https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/bell-end-residents-start-petition-to-change-street-name-because-they-have-become-a-laughing-stock-a3730146.html Suffering from a small case of mood poisoning, must be something I hate. Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 02-01-2018 17:48 PM Latex Zebra Yeah, something is probably happening somewhere. Registered: Feb 2003 Posts: 15057 - Threads: 341 Location: London 2016 óò Winner KING CON Joint Winner Day Party - Alumni Honourable Mention Tune - Mind Shift - Luke Warner and Latex Zebra Winner DJ Winner Resident DJ Winner Party Animal Winner Club Night - Zoology 15 Not a headline but a stark reminder of how hard it is to not suck cock. Click here to view original image Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 03-01-2018 12:45 PM pieman Registered: Mar 2013 Posts: 2532 - Threads: 4 Location: Quote: Latex Zebra wrote on 03-01-2018 12:45 PM Not a headline but a stark reminder of how hard it is to not suck cock. Click here to view original image The Independent has gone to shit since the Russians bought it. Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 03-01-2018 15:48 PM Matt V2.0 Registered: Apr 2002 Posts: 17728 - Threads: 847 Location: Surrey 2016 Honourable Mention Party Animal Grandad’s testicle exploded ‘like a volcano’ http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/10/grandads-testicle-exploded-like-volcano-caught-salmonella-holiday-7218081/ Quote: A grandfather has described the harrowing moment his left testicle exploded ‘like a volcano’ after he contracted salmonella. David Worsley was enjoying a holiday to Tunisia with his wife Joanne in July 2014 when his life was turned upside down. The 59-year-old began suffering from African salmonella, which is potentially deadly, just a couple of days into the holiday, and was severely ill when he returned to the UK. The security guard from Bolton, Lancashire said he lost three stone as he could not keep food down, before waking up one day with ‘excruciating pain’ in his testicle. He said: ‘I woke up at about 5am with the most excruciating pain in my left testicle. I could barely move and I was in tears from the agony. ‘I said to my wife Joanne ‘I’m really unwell’ and she called the doctor who advised I go into hospital immediately. ‘I was in for ten days and the pressure continued to grow. It got so big that I needed to carry it around in my hands. It was the size of a grapefruit.’ Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 10-01-2018 13:29 PM Matt V2.0 Registered: Apr 2002 Posts: 17728 - Threads: 847 Location: Surrey 2016 Honourable Mention Party Animal Woman returned Christmas tree for refund in January because it was ‘dead’ http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/10/woman-returned-christmas-tree-refund-january-dead-7218827/ Costco refunded her Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 10-01-2018 13:37 PM Private1 Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London Pastor admits forcing minor into oral sex, gets standing ovation at church service Click here to view original image According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 10-01-2018 15:37 PM Private1 Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London Camels banned from Saudi beauty contest over Botox I guess when all the women are veiled, anything looks good. Click here to view original image According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 24-01-2018 16:02 PM Private1 Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London Nutella 'riots' spread across French supermarkets Click here to view original image According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 26-01-2018 15:01 PM All times are GMT. The time now is 00:48:28         Pages (34):  « Prev ... «  25  26  27  28  [29]  30  31  32  33  » ... 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