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HarderFaster Forums >> Lighthearted Banter >> Classic quotes Author Pages (95):  « Prev ... «  85  86  87  88  [89]  90  91  92  93  » ... Next »    skaramanga Registered: Nov 2005 Posts: 23060 - Threads: 364 Location: In the sunshine of the spirit 2016 Honourable Mention Cook Winner Life Quote: ceekay wrote on 13-06-2013 10:26 AM Quote: skaramanga wrote on 12-06-2013 06:43 PM You will never be as much of a tool as I can be Loud and proud Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 13-06-2013 11:05 AM Slink. Algie knows.... Registered: Oct 2002 Posts: 75614 - Threads: 1752 Location: 2016 Winner Member Winner Smoothest Operator Quote: Quin. wrote on 13-06-2013 10:31 AM Quote: ceekay wrote on 02-04-2013 04:39 PM If there's one thing he loves more than being Jepsoned... Quote: Quin. wrote on 02-04-2013 04:36 PM Yes, because there is nothing i love more than when at work than to sit reading HF whilst i get bashed in the tonsils with man-love juice. where on earth did that come from!? Here... Once there were mountains on mountains, and once there were sunbirds to soar with and once I could never be down I got to keep searching and searching oh, what will I be believing and who will connect me with love? Wonderful, wonderful, wonder when? Have you sought fortune, evasive and shy? Drink to the men who protect you and I. Drink, drink, drain your glass, raise your glass high Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 14-06-2013 13:08 PM Quin. ??? Registered: Oct 2010 Posts: 33316 - Threads: 426 Location: london Quote: Slink. wrote on 14-06-2013 01:08 PM Quote: Quin. wrote on 13-06-2013 10:31 AM Quote: ceekay wrote on 02-04-2013 04:39 PM If there's one thing he loves more than being Jepsoned... Quote: Quin. wrote on 02-04-2013 04:36 PM Yes, because there is nothing i love more than when at work than to sit reading HF whilst i get bashed in the tonsils with man-love juice. where on earth did that come from!? Here... ah, i should have guessed, really. And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those that could not hear the music -Nietzsche Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 14-06-2013 13:13 PM Hanky feels like a midget is hanging from my necklace Registered: Sep 2003 Posts: 20217 - Threads: 619 Location: london, guernsey, france and elsewhere Quote: Quin. wrote on 16-01-2014 12:25 PM Quote: Slink. wrote on 16-01-2014 12:12 PM The man doth protest too much methinks Not only that, you seemed to have a thing about my cumface I'm going to take a selfie during my next climax and send it to you Life is far too important to be taken seriously Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 16-01-2014 12:47 PM Slink. Algie knows.... Registered: Oct 2002 Posts: 75614 - Threads: 1752 Location: 2016 Winner Member Winner Smoothest Operator Quote: Hanky wrote on 16-01-2014 12:47 PM Quote: Quin. wrote on 16-01-2014 12:25 PM Quote: Slink. wrote on 16-01-2014 12:12 PM The man doth protest too much methinks Not only that, you seemed to have a thing about my cumface I'm going to take a selfie during my next climax and send it to you Fuck all that, we've gotta get on with these Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 16-01-2014 12:48 PM ceekay venomous fairy Registered: Feb 2010 Posts: 39935 - Threads: 1064 Location: In a wide open space 2016 Winner Thread Honourable Mention Member Quote: Sam Spooley wrote on 03-03-2014 05:44 PM Quote: 3radical wrote on 03-03-2014 05:22 PM That's because you don't know how to talk to a sexy woman Sam. You get all nervous and s**t. Last Tuesday, your mum spread nutella on my ball sack and then wiped it on her face like warpaint before tonguing my a******e. By the time she had finished, I didn't know what was nutella and what was my s**t. She made some toast, then (using a butter-knife) scraped the brown mess from her face, added some lea & perrins and then ate the lot. This was the final straw for me. That dirty slut went a little bit too far for my liking so I regretfully called off our bi-weekly arrangement. I'm sure your dad will be pleased now though. Anyway, the reason I'm telling you all this is because you're right. I do get nervous around women. Since your mum left me, I've desperately craved female company if I'm honest. I was wondering if you could perhaps teach me your suave, erudite, sophisticated ways so I could become a bachelor as eligible as yourself. Let me know mate. "Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?" "I'm not sure that man needs the help." (Calvin & Hobbes) Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 03-03-2014 17:52 PM 5709 Registered: Jul 2003 Posts: 37053 - Threads: 2585 Location: 2016 Winner Meltdown Winner Redeeming Stop using the thread to gain points Kat. Good girl. Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 03-03-2014 20:23 PM kerb Registered: Nov 2005 Posts: 24383 - Threads: 1623 Location: if its not posted from hejro benton wells or myself then its not worthy Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 03-03-2014 20:25 PM All times are GMT. The time now is 21:32:12         Pages (95):  « Prev ... «  85  86  87  88  [89]  90  91  92  93  » ... 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