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Quin. wrote on 09-11-2016 01:47 PM

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DJ Sketchy wrote on 09-11-2016 01:32 PM

This is VERY personal, but I feel she won't mind me doing this, in the situation I'm in on here. This is the most resent email I sent her yesterday...

It's someone's birthday soon!

Who could that be... LOL! Wow 21 baby! I bet you're excited. I hope you're well honey!

I've been writing, writing, writing music! Check out the 2 new tracks I've made! I've attached them.

So how's life? Good I hope! You will be able to drink booze soon Smile That's a lot of fun I can tell ya! Booze is very fattening though, unless you hit the hard stuff, neat haha!

Wishing I was there with you laughing and enjoying life!

Love you Stella xxx



I can guarantee that she wont mind you sharing it on here.



I can guarantee you she's thankful there are 323,600,000 cubic kilometres of water between her and Jesus.




like that is going to stop him, he can walk right over that s**t.



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"I'm not sure that man needs the help." (Calvin & Hobbes)

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I do not think that sentence means what you wanted it to mean.
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I'm way beyond her thinking I'm a potential rapist.




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I do not think that sentence means what you wanted it to mean.
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DJ Sketchy wrote on 08-11-2016 04:00 PM

I'm way beyond her thinking I'm a potential rapist.







Thank you for that lucozade nasal douche. Laughs out loud

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"I'm not sure that man needs the help." (Calvin & Hobbes)

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ceekay wrote on 10-11-2016 02:02 PM

Thank you for that lucozade nasal douche. Laughs out loud



You're most welcome.

I was drinking tomato soup when I re-read that line, so you can imagine the result. My desk looked like I'd gone 5 rounds with Tyson Fury.

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You're most welcome.

I was drinking tomato soup when I re-read that line, so you can imagine the result. My desk looked like I'd gone 5 rounds with Tyson Fury.



Sexeh times! Laughs out loud

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ceekay wrote on 10-11-2016 02:02 PM

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Fi wrote on 10-11-2016 02:01 PM

I do not think that sentence means what you wanted it to mean.
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DJ Sketchy wrote on 08-11-2016 04:00 PM

I'm way beyond her thinking I'm a potential rapist.







Thank you for that lucozade nasal douche. Laughs out loud



^^

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those that could not hear the music -Nietzsche

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DJ Sketchy wrote on 15-11-2016 11:46 AM

I've had 2 ACTUAL threesomes. I'm also sort of experiencing a third one through words.



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Fascism doesn't just apply for nationalism and far right extremism.




And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those that could not hear the music -Nietzsche

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