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Emilia

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Not sure how to make that link active, but basically:

This is what this company provides!

OUR SERVICES
> Overview
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Emergencies


You Have Only Five Days Post-Mortem to Gene Bank Your Pet

We understand this is an emotional time; if you decide that gene banking is right for you, we’ll do everything possible to save your pet's DNA.

Note: PetBank is not open on weekends or holidays, and you may encounter delays scheduling a biopsy procedure with your veterinarian. Therefore, diligence will be required on your part to meet the five-day deadline.


Grief-Time Guarantee

Many of our clients say that gene banking gave them peace of mind and helped them through their grief after losing a special pet. They found comfort in the knowledge that they had preserved the option to clone the pet, and might one day have a new pet with a genetic connection to the one they lost.

We understand that grief also sometimes leads people to make impulsive decisions. That's why every PetBank Ensure Plus order — for deceased pets or those about to be euthanized — comes with Genetic Savings & Clone's Grief-Time Guarantee: for a period of 120 days after a PetBank order is placed, GSC will refund in full any order upon request, after which we'll discard all DNA banked with that order.

Apparantly cloning race horses is illegal, except in Italy



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Less is Bat

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Ohh poor little slunky1 Crying (very sad)

Where I used to live (in the middle of nowhere) there were a load of farm cats who used to have kittens all the time. There was a tiny black one which was born with oposable thumbs!! It actually had mini cat/human hands!! It was so cute! then its dad knocked up my cat millyfor the second time n she freakily had 5 male babies!! Dad must have been a wierdo. we had our milly snipped! haha

.....Puurrrrrr Wink
and this little cat went boink boink boink all the way home.

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you can also get genetically modified cats that do not produce adverse reactions in people with most cat allergies. how fucken awesome is that? allerca lifestyle pets

they also do tropical fish that glow.

all the kings horses and all the kings men
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alex_k wrote on 31-03-2005 10:59 AM

you can also get genetically modified cats that do not produce adverse reactions in people with most cat allergies. how fucken awesome is that? allerca lifestyle pets

they also do tropical fish that glow.



I soooo want a glowing nemo!! Or a glowing blowfish!
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alex_k
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I soooo want a glowing nemo!! Or a glowing blowfish!
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i thought you wanted a de-fanged black mamba?

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mimille
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alex_k wrote on 31-03-2005 10:59 AM

you can also get genetically modified cats that do not produce adverse reactions in people with most cat allergies. how fucken awesome is that? allerca lifestyle pets

they also do tropical fish that glow.



YAY!!! now that's what I need for my empty fish tank!!!
little glowing sqishy-fish!!!
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Skelp
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alex_k wrote on 31-03-2005 10:59 AM

you can also get genetically modified cats that do not produce adverse reactions in people with most cat allergies. how fucken awesome is that? allerca lifestyle pets

they also do tropical fish that glow.



It'll all end in tears. have they never seen any 1950s / 1960s B movies?

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