Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London
Aspire to be the man you pretend to be when you're trying to get laid.
According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now
Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London
Do bras have cup sizes because bewbs have milk in them?
According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now
Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London
Surely Monday the 13th should be worse than Friday the 13th?
According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now
Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London
If you cant beat them.... whats the point of having kids?
According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now
Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London
I hate Russian nesting dolls... they're so full of themselves.
According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now
According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now
According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now
Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London
Having kids to give life meaning creates more lives that need meaning. Its a Ponzi scheme.
According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now