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Joint Winner Live Act - Natural Selection
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bear grrrr wrote on 06-01-2009 01:27 PM
Reminds me of a story.
I had this friend who was travelling around Uzbekistan a few years back when he encountered this local who was begging on the street. The beggar was quite old, looked quite sick and was missing a few fingers and one of his toes. My friend asked the guy if he was ok, gave him some loose change and asked him how he lost his fingers and toe. When the beggar told the story he didnt seem real bother about losing hisw fingers but was massively upset about losing his toe. My friend asked hinm why he was so worried about his toe to which the beggar replied that it was his favourite and he even had a name for it. My friend asked what the name was and he simply replied by saying he called it his Top Super Toe, or for short his T.S Toe.
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Hanky wrote on 07-01-2009 12:43 PM
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kev wrote on 07-01-2009 12:41 PM
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Latex Zebra wrote on 07-01-2009 12:32 PM
I said to DJ Widow the other night we should both join a dating agency and see if we get recommended to each other.
You'd have to lie through your teeth Dan to ensnare the woman by saying stuff like your witty, energetic, bubbly & charming when we all know you're none of those things.
i imagine it is quite hard to do anything through those teeth.
B.S.E Taking over the world one grain of sand at a time
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2016
Winner Club Night - Zoology 15 Honourable Mention DJ
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Aaron wrote on 15-01-2009 08:17 PM
I think STACE and Gloomcookie are secretly in love with me.
Thay are are planning some sort of seduction, where one of them becomes the boss, and the other two does what she says.
That made life easy for me...
Zoology - 1st Friday of EVERY month @ Club 414, Brixton This comming month Vinyl Zoo present ZoologyTrance with guests Jurrane & Sly One, Josie & Dean Zone joining our residents for a night of trancy bidniss at the new and improved Club 414!