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Guile
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Aaaaaaand a big welcome back to the final episode of series 1 of:
Badoom tish!

“WHAT’S MY CRIME?”

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"The female of the species is more deadly than the male"


By now you should all be proficient in spotting criminals by the way they look - bullet shaped head, jug ears, jutting gallows chin, surly mouth and so on. However, for Criminal Anthropologists, female criminals pose a particular problem as not all of them are as obviously criminally deranged as this young lady:

JOANNA DENNEHY

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"I killed a man to see how it would feel...Then it got more-ish"


In the past many a student of Criminal Anthropology has been taken in and completely fooled by a female psychopath, a lady who hid her true nature from her victim until IT WAS TOO LATE. Doubtless in the future many more will be duped again.

Perhaps you know of such a case yourself?

When dealing with female criminals, Criminal Anthropologists need to be able to develop a sixth sense or THE KNOWLEDGE© to correctly spot lady lawbreakers. The standard Criminal Anthropologist skill set using criminal signifiers such as baldness, long arms and wearing clothes with a nylon shimmer are simply NOT ENOUGH to allow the identification of every villain in our modern society.

This then is a Master Class, and your chance to SHINE.


Below are five mugshots. Four of these ladies are hardened criminals and one is innocent of all charges. The crimes committed by these female scofflaws are:

PEDO NONCE - HAD SEX WITH 13 YEAR OLD BOY
FRAMED AN EX PARTNER FOR MURDER
FRAUD
ARSON
INNOCENT OF ALL CHARGES


In this episode using THE KNOWLEDGE© and your Criminal Anthropology skill set can you correctly match the crime to the criminal?

To put it another way, could you identify the BUNNY GIRL in this gang of BUNNY BOILERS?

Ready? OK then! Let's play...
Badoom tish!
“WHAT’S MY CRIME?”

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JESSICA

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AMY

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EMILY

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AMBER

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BRITTANY

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Badoom tish!
"WHAT'S MY CRIME?"
BAD GIRLS

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I will publish the results next week.

Episode 1 can be found HERE

Episode 2 can be found HERE

Episode 3 can be found HERE

Episode 4 can be found HERE

though i spend my time in ashes and smoke
in this whole wide world there's no happier bloke

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What... I'd probably have sex with most of those.


JESSICA - FRAMED AN EX PARTNER FOR MURDER
AMY - INNOCENT OF ALL CHARGES
EMILY - PEDO NONCE - HAD SEX WITH 13 YEAR OLD BOY
AMBER - FRAUD
BRITTANY - ARSON






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tough.

Fraud - Amy. Looks thick and cocky, bit of a princess, thinks she can fool people by smiling. Probably benefit fraud.

Pedo nonce - Emily. Soccer mom who couldn't help herself.

Arson - Amber. Dead eyes, couldn't give a shit.

Framed ex for moider - Brittany. Looks high maintenance and a bit mental tbh.

Innocent - Jessica. Looks like a PCSO's uniform but i'd need to check much closer to be certain.

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Brittany- FRAMED AN EX PARTNER FOR MURDER
Emily- INNOCENT OF ALL CHARGES
Jessica- PEDO NONCE - HAD SEX WITH 13 YEAR OLD BOY
Amy- FRAUD
Amber- ARSON


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BRITTANY - Nonce
AMY - Framed ex partner
JESSICA -Not Guilty
AMBER - Arson
EMILY - Fraud




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on those shots, Emily innocent. The others are all guilty of everything but only got caught once at one thing Razz

Problem is that's such a lovely PR shot of Emily that she's probably Hannibal in disguise.

As an aside, there was a female Mads Mikkelsen in my hotel on holiday recently... that did strange things to my brain.

"Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?"
"I'm not sure that man needs the help." (Calvin & Hobbes)

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Guess I should give me 2 cents.

JESSICA - Pedo nonce
AMY - Fraud
EMILY - Framed ex partner for murder
AMBER - Clear of all charges
BRITTANY - Arson



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If you had to shag them all, which one would you take first?
Life on earth has been wiped out, you have to repopulate. Saying you wouldn't touch hem with a barge pole is not an option.

I've got chickens in my back yard

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