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graff

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Benton Wells wrote on 17-05-2010 10:50 AM

from kerb's "do u need a license to be a graphic designer" thread




Big grin

I do take myself far too seriously at times, still it's a Monday, tube in this morning put me in a properly bad mood, I left my sense of humour in bed lol!

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graff wrote on 17-05-2010 11:42 AM

Big grin

I do take myself far too seriously at times, still it's a Monday, tube in this morning put me in a properly bad mood, I left my sense of humour in bed lol!



I'm sure your gf will really appreciate being called that... Wink

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ceekay wrote on 17-05-2010 12:08 PM

I'm sure your gf will really appreciate being called that... Wink





Laughs out loud I'm sure she would, I'm in the good books at the moment so everthing is alright (for now!)

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Kether wrote on 27-05-2010 03:48 PM

Article from 2006.



i know what you mean, penis' grow a lot in 4 years, especially indian men's





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Kerb wrote on 27-05-2010 10:35 AM

i went to twist once, i went for a piss and i was right off my nut mind, i fell toward the wall and my hand touched something rather 'rubbery'
i looked down and to my complete amazement was a cock hanging out of the wall. that was one hell of a trip.



Oh that was you was it? Cold hands, rub them on your jumper next time please.



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Stakker wrote on 27-05-2010 04:06 PM

Posted on a thread discussing an article about the knob size of Indian men....

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Kerb wrote on 27-05-2010 03:53 PM

Quote:
Kether wrote on 27-05-2010 03:48 PM

Article from 2006.



i know what you mean, penis' grow a lot in 4 years, especially indian men's






i can vouch for this


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SleeplessAndy wrote on 28-05-2010 07:33 PM

This maeks me glee.






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Kerb wrote on 17-06-2010 11:26 AM

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Dubster wrote on 17-06-2010 11:21 AM

But he didn't do that.

He took out a long contract. And when you add up how much they sting you per month for that, it works out you end up paying 6-700 quid for the phone.



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Kerb wrote on 17-06-2010 11:24 AM

No I am not.

The phone was free.
18 month contract

18 x £25 = £450.

£450, and thats not just for the phone.

Thicko.



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Dubster wrote on 17-06-2010 11:30 AM

My mistake, I thought you said youd bought the phone at the time, meaning I thought youd paid for it aswell.



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