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rogerbj wrote on 30-12-2009 03:23 PM

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SleeplessAndy wrote on 30-12-2009 03:21 PM

Where's his hat?

Also, all your jokes sound like they came out of a cracker.



Cunt.

Why not entertain us with you're sparkling wit then, you joyless, chubby gaylord?



your

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rogerbj wrote on 30-12-2009 03:23 PM

Cunt.

Why not entertain us with you're sparkling wit then, you joyless, chubby gaylord?



j. c. g. requires a (TM) [done all little and superscript, like what i dont know how to do]

Deep with the first dead lies London's daughter, robed in the long friends,
The grains beyond age, the dark veins of her mother,
Secret by the unmourning water of the riding Thames.
After the first death, there is no other.

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[Edited by Fi on 30-12-2009 17:50 PM]

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j. c. g. requires a (TM) [done all little and superscript, like what i dont know how to do]


Hold down Alt key and type 0153



edit: on the numeric keypad

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Fi wrote on 30-12-2009 05:46 PM

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rogerbj wrote on 30-12-2009 03:23 PM

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SleeplessAndy wrote on 30-12-2009 03:21 PM

Where's his hat?

Also, all your jokes sound like they came out of a cracker.



Cunt.

Why not entertain us with you're sparkling wit then, you joyless, chubby gaylord?



your



Brilliant.

I set that trap for PointlessAndy but never in my wildest dreams did I expect to catch HF's top grammar nazi.

Prince Harry ... like the rest of his inbred swan-eating fucktard family

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j. c. g. requires a (TM) [done all little and superscript, like what i dont know how to do]



*makes mental note on a piece of paper*

Prince Harry ... like the rest of his inbred swan-eating fucktard family

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rubbish bluff from rog there

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rogerbj wrote on 30-12-2009 05:51 PM

Brilliant.

I set that trap for PointlessAndy but never in my wildest dreams did I expect to catch HF's top grammar nazi.



That's grammar nazi cunt, thank you!

I rather thought you had, but felt obliged to pick up on it anyway seeing as Andy clearly wasn't going to fall for it, especially after the little PM incident.



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Benton Wells wrote on 30-12-2009 05:53 PM

rubbish bluff from rog there



quite

blatant lie

Deep with the first dead lies London's daughter, robed in the long friends,
The grains beyond age, the dark veins of her mother,
Secret by the unmourning water of the riding Thames.
After the first death, there is no other.

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