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KimBee
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Crease up:

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PonyBoy. wrote on 12-09-2008 12:47 PM

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WEBBO wrote on 12-09-2008 01:22 PM

The rumour about cheeky chick



What was wrong with anything I said there? She's a f*cking water buffalo and I wouldn't go near her with a dead dogs dick.





"People say I'm loud- why should I hide?"- Tricky

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Nomi Sunrider
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Aaron gets rapey again:

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Aaron wrote on 15-01-2009 06:27 PM

We have a little blondie round my way that patrols the village.

I have even made up questions to ask her just to talk to her.



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bear grrrr wrote on 06-01-2009 01:27 PM

Reminds me of a story.

I had this friend who was travelling around Uzbekistan a few years back when he encountered this local who was begging on the street. The beggar was quite old, looked quite sick and was missing a few fingers and one of his toes. My friend asked the guy if he was ok, gave him some loose change and asked him how he lost his fingers and toe. When the beggar told the story he didnt seem real bother about losing hisw fingers but was massively upset about losing his toe. My friend asked hinm why he was so worried about his toe to which the beggar replied that it was his favourite and he even had a name for it. My friend asked what the name was and he simply replied by saying he called it his Top Super Toe, or for short his T.S Toe.





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KimBee wrote on 16-01-2009 09:01 AM

Crease up:

Quote:
PonyBoy. wrote on 12-09-2008 12:47 PM

Quote:
WEBBO wrote on 12-09-2008 01:22 PM

The rumour about cheeky chick



What was wrong with anything I said there? She's a f*cking water buffalo and I wouldn't go near her with a dead dogs dick.







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KimBee
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Nomi Sunrider wrote on 16-01-2009 09:18 AM

Aaron gets rapey again:



'Excuse me, miss. Which is your favourite cleaning product, for getting high? Mine is furniture polish.

....... No! Where are you going?'

"People say I'm loud- why should I hide?"- Tricky

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From his Moisturisers. thread

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Aaron wrote on 06-01-2009 08:44 AM

What you using?

What with the central heating just sapping the moisture out of the skin, it needs a boost.

I CANNOT find anything better than Vaseline Intensive Care Essential Moisture.



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Aaron wrote on 06-01-2009 08:50 AM

I've noticed that with Black people. You do tend to get dry skin. I used to know a guy who had to cover his body in this thick gloop.






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Hanky wrote on 07-01-2009 12:43 PM

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kev wrote on 07-01-2009 12:41 PM

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Latex Zebra wrote on 07-01-2009 12:32 PM

I said to DJ Widow the other night we should both join a dating agency and see if we get recommended to each other.



You'd have to lie through your teeth Dan to ensnare the woman by saying stuff like your witty, energetic, bubbly & charming when we all know you're none of those things.



i imagine it is quite hard to do anything through those teeth.





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Aaron wrote on 15-01-2009 08:17 PM

I think STACE and Gloomcookie are secretly in love with me.

Thay are are planning some sort of seduction, where one of them becomes the boss, and the other two does what she says.



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